The sudden release of pressure by unsnapping your pants send a geyser of steaming liquid shit to erupt from fount Saint Helans. Your pants legs have the stuff oozing down them. People see hear and smell this. You brought to a all time low. You wallow in your own shit in degraded shame. you walk home completely covered in your own filth.
And you like it a lot. So much your masturbate and float away into a happy cloud on your couch. let the good times roll! You live happily ever after. The End. You Win Win Win.