Befriend the midgets

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You love midgets now. You hang out with midgets and call them friends. You and a small group of little guys like to go hunting in the woods when allowed some free time. But they have always hated you. Everything you used to believe about midgets is true. They go out on a roaring drunk into the woods again to hunt with you but this time you end up getting gang raped while a gun is held to your head. When each has had a turn the trigger is pulled and they return to camp without you. They claim you where captured by the OFTL forces.