Roch Elementary School

Horribly underfunded and suffering from the incompetence and apathy of its administration, teachers and staff, Roch Elementary publicly funded school. As an illustrative example and parody of the lengths to which some schools are willing to go in an attempt to overcome underfunding, some Roch Elementary School students are purposely excluded from state or federal standardized testing regimes. The impetus being the maintenance of artificial school-wide averages and therefore basic levels of government support—a practice not unheard of in the United States and other systems where funding is tied to test results.

The staff at Roch:

• Terrick Bloss The principal.
• Miss Witchaway fifth grade teacher.