PORNFUCKER GAZETTE

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Long suspected as being a front for an organization that would have you masterbate. The owner of the magazine, one Drek Findell , also has a criminal record for thinking too loud and not shaveing. He beat a attempted godhood rap just barely in a long drug out court session in 2044. The magazine was founded march 3rd 1998. It's glory years where between 2003-2013. They had a ongoing series of FUCKING SCIENCE series of articles that revealed many previous unknown fun facts of the sexual kingdom. Like, although a mineral, salt fucks other salt. Amazing! The magazine is also notorious for publishing those nude pics of a young eighteen year old Carney. Hey he was young, he needed the money.

In the later months of the year 2002, of a decade without a name, our kindly doc comes along to share insight and inspiration in this rare interview in PORNFUCKER GAZETTE:

  • Pornfucker-Hello doctor, it is a pleasure to have you here today, in this secret location.
  • Spew- Nice to be anywhere nowadays, cough cough
  • Pornfucker-How is your illegal online business going nowadays?