Friday night and off work

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You get off work. You always leave through the warehouse door to avoid the customers on the sales floor. You go to the liquor store for a tall brown bottle of whiskey. Now you head home to watch cable T V and relax with a few glasses of the hard stuff.

You are stumbling drunk at midnight. That's when there's a knock on your door. You fall down loudly once on the way to answer it. You drunkenly fling the door open to see a tall stout man in a cable T V man outfit pushing his way in. He says there's a problem on the block with the signal and he needs to check your cable box. You follow him into your living room clinking ice from your glass. He starts tinkering with the box while you go for a stumble piss. While your in the bathroom the man drops a knock out drug into your glass. You come back chatting with him and drinking your whiskey. Soon the room starts spinning and you collapse onto the couch.

The man is a escaped homicidal maniac. He ties you to a chair while your out. When you wake up you find the man naked. Your whole house is trashed and he has taken a runny shit on your T V Screen. It reeks. The man proceeds to torture you for five days before you finally die. He makes a mask out of your face. That's how he gets busted. He wears the mask to your bank and he tries to withdraw your savings account.

The End

Now its three years in the warm fog between lives. You are only starting to really relax when you are fished out of the pool and thrown back onto the shore of life again: