You do a meth cola commercial

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You next get a gig doing a commercial for meth cola. It's enough meth to keep you up for hours going in a can with a tart lemon lime flavor. You are exhausted looking haggered and bleak at the start of this commercial. The boss comes in and tells you that you must work another seven hours after your shift ends to catch the place up. You go to break and suck down a meth cola. And zing, speeded up film of you getting the whole job done in twenty five minutes, the time expanse shown by the fast moving clock backs in the wall behind you. The pitch ends with a golden blast of trumpets and you saying "Get motivated! It is a smash hit! You get cases of meth cola, thousands of dollars and you do seven more popular commercials for Meth cola, racking in four hundred grand in three years.