If you keep looking for a restroom

You are walking funny by now, your belly raises in little painful bumps, it is seething inside, people give you unpleasant looks as you stumble holding your gas filled belly . A rumble of farting is now erupting with dirty wet sounds that repulse those around you. The walk is really getting difficult now, it hurts so fucking bad you just want to lie down on the pavement and scream.

• 1 If you keep struggling on
• 2 If you drop your pants and shit openly in public rather than fouling yourself
• 3 If you shit your pants and keep on walking, playing to play it off
• 4 An ambulance comes
• 5 Lie down on the pavement and scream