How to make explosives out of crayons and onion extract

"How to make explosives out of crayons and onion extract": another Andrew McFing classic.

This great sounding cheap way to blow up half the block never actually worked, and some potential Horrorists hurt themselves trying to make it. Broken fingernails, burned index fingers, and singed nose hairs were common complaints from readers. Many consider this the birth of the hatred of McFing. Indeed, the angry responses from this obscure article caused McFing to abandon his planned seven volume opus on making germ warfare devices from common household trash. A common street weapon, the Roach grenade is claimed to be of McFing design.