Who's this tall, cool, delicious drink of fizzy scarlet liquid coming towards me? Why that's international pop princess Strawberry Soda. Envied by millions, desired by billions, the ravishing redhead is known for her body positive happy hardcore pop, bubbly personality and perpetual virginity. Tabloid sleazoids have been trying for years to spin "the ultimate story" of Strawberry's deflowering, but none of these false allegations have ever stuck. Photojournalists burn their careers following her around day after day, trying to get that "Nipple Slip" shot that will make them rich. None have suceeded.