Erms Coyloo

The drummer for the Phil Lectrum Quartet. Formerly of the The Relentless All-Night Polka Band. He lacked the fist a cuffs fire power needed to be a member of the band, besides, he refused to get a full back tattooe of the band's logo. He was out, blooded out with a severe stomping behind a bowling alley after yet another preformance against the establishment's will. Wounded, Erms crawled off to join the Phil Lectrum Quartet. His obsession with eating cabbage has netted him the nickname of "Cabbage Coyloo".