The drummer for the Phil Lectrum Quartet. Formerly of the The Relentless All-Night Polka Band. He lacked the fist a cuffs fire power needed to be a member of the band, besides, he refused to get a full back tattooe of the band's logo. He was out, blooded out with a severe stomping behind a bowling alley after yet another preformance against the establishment's will. Wounded, Erms crawled off to join the Phil Lectrum Quartet.