More is something that most humans want. It has nothing to do with need. It has nothing to do with how much they already have. It has nothing to do with morals. It has everything to do with me. I am the most important. I am the best looking. I have a really big penis and a really cool car. It doesn't matter if it harms someone else as long as it benefits me. It doesn't matter that it is illegal as long as it makes me look good and I don't get caught. I want it and that's all that matters. Authors Note: This text was taken directly from the personal diary of Gerald Ellon, the CEO and founder of the Ellon Oil Company. This diary was found by an illegal immigrant maid and turned over to the FBI. This evidence, after an enormous public outcry, was used to charge Ellon with tax evasion and money laundering among others. Ellon's refusal to submit to authorities and his overwhelming desire for M.O.R.E. led to an armed clash between police and Ellon's private guard, mostly made up of Terror in the Desert veterans. These veterans lost control and went on a killing spree. Armed vigilantes soon battled with them openly and the start of The Gas Wars had begun.