If you light them up

You light the zippo and hold it against the holy dice pile. The materials ignite instantly and begin melting, giving off a toxic stench that makes your soul want to vomit. You realize that you have made a horrible mistake. All that was good in your world is now gone.

To top it off Jesus does not come. No gasoline hand outs for you...

• 1 If you hitch-hike to try to get somewhere better
• 2 If you seek shelter from the burning sun and the insults screamed at you from people in their cars
• 3 If you go to the strip joint to see Lucy Honey dance
• 4 If you trade your car and all your cash for a Dildo Mask.
• 5 If Jesus shows up, he just was late, saving a little crippled boy
• 6 If you give that methed out rickshaw driver a box of cold medicine to take you to work