If you perhaps select that squirrel over there

You hold out your hand like there are some crunchy, nutritious nuts for the little fellow. As the rodent ambles up to you, you fling your cell phone at it, beaning it upside the head and knocking it down. You drag it home by its tail...

• 1 If you hack the little bastard open on your kitchen table.
• 2 If you saw the squirrel open using the power saw in your garage.
• 3 If you rip into it's belly with your teeth while it's still alive and screaming