You must kill the major before he kills you

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You've got to kill the mayor before he finds a way to get to you. He could send the cops... he could send assassins... my god... he could kill you by thinking about it hard enough at the right time of night.

Even now, he's inside your head! You've got to kill him! Kill him! Kill him with the eight inch pressed steel chef knife in the kitchen!

THE MAYOR IS IN YOUR BELLY

Your Death is Ruled a Suicide. '''The End'''.