Cinnamon teddy bear

Cinammon teddy bears are a sentient race of bear, considered to be very cute, and overall pretty soft and pudgy. Small soft pudgy bears one-third to one-half the size of a Human. They have almost the intelligence of Humans. They are named for the color of their hair. They are highly endangered, with many hunters swearing they will get the last one. Killing the last Cinnamon Teddy bear will make the hunter a hero to many.

Radical enviromental terrorists have been supplying these rare bears with pistols and rifles so that they can fight back. Anyone caught doing this will be shot on sight by any practicing law officer or boy-scout leader. But let's face the facts; any decent God-fearing Merican would shoot these deviant subversives on sight. How dare they interfere with our God-given right to bend lesser animals to our will?

Mmmmmmmmm. Their fur tastes like spicy tabouli with red beans and cilantro and it gets me high just like Mom's used to!

In this life there are winners and there are losers. If we don't win by hunting this offensive pudgy animal off the face of the earth then we are LOSERS.