The Relentless All-Night Polka Band

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The Relentless Polka Band Circa: 2007
The Relentless Polka Band Circa: 2007


One of the most prolific Polka bands of the 21st century. An eight piece outfit, they have eighteen albums out so far. When all other labels refused to sign them up, they formed Polka Manifesto, a new record label that, of course, only handles polka. Eighteen albums in three years and they tour constantly, often crashing pubs and clubs where they were not even invited to play at, brawling with the bouncers, oftentimes winning and playing all night, recording it for potential live album material.

The indie domestic Terrorists of Polka music. A band with a normal number of members between 7 and 9. All massive blocks of pure Irish swagger and drunken rage. Well known and notorious for taking the stage away from giggled musicians and defending bouncers for hours long sets that sometimes even the audience is not allowed to leave.

Neil Rollin standing with Jack Vuntly

Currant phase band members

  • Dario Cual on accordian and backing screams
  • Rolf Morrone on trumpet
  • Malco Vuntly on trombone
  • Neil Rollin on tuba
  • Biscuit Briller on drums
  • Cucky Wilson on accordion.

Former (Sultana through Ribes phases) band members

  • Baxter Festle
  • Giblet Wells on trombone and electric bagpipes.
  • Jim Hemmingway on trumpet
  • Jack Vuntly on tuba
  • Pervical siergs on trumpet
  • Mango Pollocks on synth and sandblaster
  • Layne Phillops on drums
  • Howard Unruh on bagpipes and drums
  • Discography of The Relentless All-Night Polka Band
  1. 1991 The night of the long Umpas E P
  2. 1993 Pollka like you mean it motherfucker
  3. 1994 Anthems and jams Their best selling album at 400 thousand copies sold
  4. 1995 Double live if you want it or not
  5. 1996 Best of
  6. 1999 The Umpanonicon
  7. 2001 The fear barrel pollka
  8. 2005 Live invasions
  9. 2006 expended jams and melody of early classics of Pollka for the beginner and rich for the fans
  10. 2008 The ride of the valkyries
  11. 2016 The alt right Pollka