The sound of the cleaning lady going by the squeak of her bucket. You are confused for a bit. You sit up and ask "What gives". The lady sticks her head in the room to see who is talking. She don't bat an eye to see a corpse sitting up. "Oh your dead, now lay down and behave".
You know she is right. You smile and do as you are told. Your spirit twerks it's way out of your body and ascends onto heaven. You Win Win Win
The end