The midgets get drunker and wilder

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You have had enough of this. The fucking midgets are trying to set the seats on fire with vodka and lighters. The have raped most of the women onboard. They have killed to two tallest male passengers out of spite. You happen to have stashed a Katana in the cockpit in case of terrorist attack. This is the real stuff. You bought the sword in japan for seven thousand dollars. Your chain smoking co-pilot takes over while the midgets ram the cock pit door open using a door they removed as the ram. The cockpit doors finally smash open and you move in with a primal scream. Whirling and slashing. Arms and heads are hacked off. Midgets lay screaming holding they're guts in. You have beaten the bastards!

  1. You construct your own airplane and sell rides aboard it
  2. You become very famous as a result