Someone selected Friends in low places by Garth Brooks and you feel inspired. You walk up to the hot hot, hot thing with a cocky smile. "Would you like to dance?", You ask. She puts one dainty finger to block a her nostril and she blows hard, making a light green jet of snot fling onto your sleeve. You are too shocked to say anything. you just slink back to the corner and finish your drink over a hour period. Speaking to one on else at the bar...