Anti-Crump Death Squad (it's like cloned police who swoop down on the crumping childrens and convert their bio-matter to machinery) From the Future. Insert MATHS® formula here - In his spare time he is known to eat Werewolve's Beef®, AA batteries and Sol/Luna while his fat ass wife, the planet Jupiter, goes to Baskin Robbins® in their broken down, circuit bent car capable of fluxing space/time© with it glitches©®.
He'll also peddle you a Mercury Suit® at cost on the black market.
Ask about our discount on retro-fitting your neural 27 port with Toxick Ninja Nanotech Servitor Swarms®.
Founder of WoodGill's Appliances & CEO of Infekt.Viral©, Lightwave based schizophrenic disease, from AIN L.W. Also, Bodsoft Wetware® was his invention, stolen from the Thaumiel Godhead of Lenisker Corps® and Rodent Industries®, immediately stolen back by these ever competing corporate Pseudo-God Archetypes.
Champion of Cyber Magick Fight Club since '72 with only 1 questionable defeat on record.
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