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Roll the credits, start the theme song version 2 the hard fast version by popular heavy metal band, [[Kill Party]]. | Roll the credits, start the theme song version 2 the hard fast version by popular heavy metal band, [[Kill Party]]. | ||
# '''In my Owl Mask''' | |||
I have a good drunk on. Its moonless nights like this I like to prowl about completely naked in my Owl mask. | |||
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The tough theme music plays as a cropped hair chubby faced officer is called into action after a long heart warming story about his boy. A high speed chase. Office Roy Porkus calls for the dog officers as he drives fast behind another officer who is chasing the suspect in a flashing perfect white tooth trendy euro style sports luxury hybrid car. Porkus is driving around tight corners but calmly directing the action like a general. Proud Daddy is moving in for a pit ram. "Pit now do it Now!", Screams the authoritarian voice of Roy Porkus and Daddy cop slams the white car. It goes sideways at sixty miles an hour and jumps a curb into a tall chain link fence that catches the cars and turns it over. Porkus is screaming "Put your hands in the air and get out of the car NOW! , The Man seems dazed only giving Roy a blank look from his bloody face. Porkus opens the driver side door and puts the Man into an arm lock, spinning him out of the car and throwing his head into the curb with a loud meaty thud. The Man convulses and vomits but is otherwise unresponsive. Daddy Hero pit rammer cop struts over to survey the damage. He has a grin on his face like you would see on a little kid burning ants with sun threw a magnifying glass. All the officers on the seen are built like bulls. Stocky barrel chests, big hairy arms. Perfect jocks living the good life. Getting the bad guys. This bastard didn't stop for they're random stop. They find a little baggie of grass enough for a couple pin joints Cops are gathered about the Man laughing as he is hauled off into an ambulance. They exchange insults about his race, his face, his name his hair do. Its all over except the shouting when they beat the Man some more in some camera less cell. But Porkus is strutting around like a star. He mentions that he is considering running for President in 2016. He don't play around when he does "What needs to be done to save the Country".
Roll the credits, start the theme song version 2 the hard fast version by popular heavy metal band, Kill Party.
I have a good drunk on. Its moonless nights like this I like to prowl about completely naked in my Owl mask.