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Gerald Ellon: | |||
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A credit to our extinction. A man loved by those he would enslave, because they love his ego, the way he won't take no for an answer. People just respect that. With the dollar's worth of primo cocaine that went up his ever hungry nostrils, he could have saved the world. | |||
Well known for the bloody fistfight with Donald Trump on the live television show The Greedies, a show he dominated for a season and a half. Mostly unknown, thanks to wealthy bribes, for the low point in his public profile when he slapped that little boy in the wheelchair who begged him for change for a pay phone on live TV. It took Ellon nearly three days, and lots of newsmen bribery, to spin that one into a whole different story for the public to believe: "Billionaire slaps crippled boy, heres the footage!" changed to "Turns out it was a drug addicted midget saying bad things about America, and brave Gerald put the little bastard in his place." | |||
On top of his Oil company, Ellon is the owner of a truck company. Ellon trucks are the most gas guzzling things on the market, they make SUV's look like mopheads in comparison. | |||
Ellon was in the inner circle behind three presidents. Rumor has it Ellon had one President put down for the protection of the sacred profits. | |||
A primary mover of the Oil for the loyal | |||
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Gerald Ellon:
A credit to our extinction. A man loved by those he would enslave, because they love his ego, the way he won't take no for an answer. People just respect that. With the dollar's worth of primo cocaine that went up his ever hungry nostrils, he could have saved the world.
Well known for the bloody fistfight with Donald Trump on the live television show The Greedies, a show he dominated for a season and a half. Mostly unknown, thanks to wealthy bribes, for the low point in his public profile when he slapped that little boy in the wheelchair who begged him for change for a pay phone on live TV. It took Ellon nearly three days, and lots of newsmen bribery, to spin that one into a whole different story for the public to believe: "Billionaire slaps crippled boy, heres the footage!" changed to "Turns out it was a drug addicted midget saying bad things about America, and brave Gerald put the little bastard in his place."
On top of his Oil company, Ellon is the owner of a truck company. Ellon trucks are the most gas guzzling things on the market, they make SUV's look like mopheads in comparison.
Ellon was in the inner circle behind three presidents. Rumor has it Ellon had one President put down for the protection of the sacred profits.
A primary mover of the Oil for the loyal