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[[Category: Woodland Creatures]]
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<mp3>Perfumed spiders by CCB.mp3|download</mp3> <small>Perfumed spiders by the Cryptic Candy Band<small>

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These brightly colored furry spiders subsist mainly on a diet of honeybees, producing the evolutionary need to develop a gland that produces fragrant nectar. They are exceptionally rare, but some brilliant and eccentric individuals have managed to capture breeding pairs of these spiders and cause them to reproduce.

The result has been a lucrative new cottage industry - spider nectar parfum, perfumed spider wool, perfumed spidersilk as well as perfumed spider breeding stock. The nectar of the perfumed spider is said to be an aphrodisiac. Radical aromatherapists have begun to use spider nectar to increase the libido of frigid customers.

Perfumed spider product is a fascinating but extremely dangerous trade. One bite from a perfumed spider causes a human to orgasm violently for hours until the body simply gives up and expires. Freelance arachnofetishists have been working on breeding a perfumed spider with milder venom that produces the former but does not result in death.

Perfumed spiders by the Cryptic Candy Band