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Ugla-man is a supervillian-cum-dictator, active in America (though never convicted of wrong-doing) during the eighties.

Origin

The villain began life as an ordinary Romanian hen, fattened for her delicious meat in a collective coop, one day to be beheaded and devoured. She might have been nothing more than another meal were it not for that fateful day at the secret research laboratory, were it not for the accidental drop into a vat of LSD and other unnamed experimental chemicals! The mixture reanimated the headless chicken, and it crawled, steaming and dripping, from the vat, escaping out a window into the streets outside. The chicken writhed in a grimy alley as its bones dissolved and its body bloated, changing physically and chemically -- once nothing more than another dinner, now a new, deadly species!

Early Years

Embarked on a life of crime, launched numerous attacks on American interests with support of Soviet KGB. Called "Comrade Magma" by popular press in America.

Black Sea Imprisonment

Was trapped at the bottom of the Black Sea by American heroes with help from the Romanian government.

Establishment of Uglavaria

1979: Resurfaces, having escaped imprisonment by some unknown means. Having gained the power of speech, he officially christens himself Ugla-man, and takes over a piece of Romanian land off the coast of the Black Sea.

He created his own country Uglavaria, and there is reigns to this day. The threat of war with america over alleged weapons of mass destruction are constant. If fact, if it wasn't for the compromising pics of the president naked and getting his groove on at Bohemian grove the war would have started long ago. Ugla-man retains a sexually based on chickens, the female chicken is a sexy beast to him, and eating or killing these animals in his country will get you the Worse than Death penalty.

Ugla-Man's Powers

1 Pudgy soft boneless body can take a good punch, or other damage and heals quickly
2 Vomits lava beams or intence burning acidy heat.
3 Has trained chicken body guards with cybernetically enhanced beaks.
4 Knows dark secrets about world leaders.
5 Immune to disease and death from old age.
6 Owns Deathbots.

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-Ugla man is a supervillian who was mostly active in the eighties. His origen is odd, for he was once a dead headless and plucked chicken. Through a series of events the chicken ended up in a vat of LSD and other unamed experimental chemicals. The mix brought the chicken to life, and it crawled steaming and dripping form the vat, excaping out a window onto the sreets outside. The chicken writhed in a grimy alley as it's bones disolved and it's body bloated, changing phyically and chemically. The formerly female chicken was now a male super villian, '''Ugla Man'''. He created his own country Uglavaria, and there is reigns to this day. The threat of war with america over alleged weapons of mass distruction are constant. If fact, if it wasn't for the compromising pics of the president naked and getting his groove on at Boheimian grove the war would have strarted long ago. Ugla man retains a sexually based on chickens, the female chicken is a sexy beast to him, and eating or killing these animals in his country will get you the Worse than Death penalty.
+Ugla-man is a supervillian-cum-dictator, active in America (though never convicted of wrong-doing) during the eighties.
+== Origin ==
+<blockquote>The villain began life as an ordinary Romanian hen, fattened for her delicious meat in a collective coop, one day to be beheaded and devoured. She might have been nothing more than another meal were it not for that fateful day at the secret research laboratory, were it not for the accidental drop into a vat of LSD and other unnamed experimental chemicals! The mixture reanimated the headless chicken, and it crawled, steaming and dripping, from the vat, escaping out a window into the streets outside. The chicken writhed in a grimy alley as its bones dissolved and its body bloated, changing physically and chemically -- once nothing more than another dinner, now a new, deadly species!</blockquote>
+== Early Years ==
+Embarked on a life of crime, launched numerous attacks on American interests with support of Soviet KGB. Called "'''Comrade Magma'''" by popular press in America.
+== Black Sea Imprisonment ==
+Was trapped at the bottom of the Black Sea by American heroes with help from the Romanian government.
+== Establishment of Uglavaria ==
+: Resurfaces, having escaped imprisonment by some unknown means. Having gained the power of speech, he officially christens himself '''Ugla-man''', and takes over a piece of Romanian land off the coast of the Black Sea.
+<blockquote>He created his own country [[Uglavaria]], and there is reigns to this day. The threat of war with america over alleged weapons of mass destruction are constant. If fact, if it wasn't for the compromising pics of the president naked and getting his groove on at Bohemian grove the war would have started long ago. Ugla-man retains a sexually based on chickens, the female chicken is a sexy beast to him, and eating or killing these animals in his country will get you the Worse than Death penalty.</blockquote>
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 *5 Immune to disease and death from old age.
 *6 Owns Deathbots.
 [[Category: Supervillainy]]