Stay out of the Pre Cambrian

YES. We will capture you.

YES. We will incarcerate you.

YES. We will torture you relentlessly.

YES. We will use most overzealously the cutting edge of medical technology to keep you alive through this.

But IN THIS MISSIVE,

we are BEGGING you.

Stay out of the Pre-Cambrian era.

Please.

PLEASE.

PLEASE

just leave the Pre Cambrian alone from now on.

We all know you can do what you want to it

Fucksake

WE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS VERY FUNNY

SENDING THAT GIRL SCOUT TROOP BACK IN TIME TO THE PRE CAMBRIAN ERA

listen.

mostly we just sit around up here just completely bozzled on whatever new drugs the Computer made today

That was REALLY FUNNY. I would die to feel how funny that was again

But we had to literally

LISTEN TO ME

we had to literally kill a hundred billion Jesuses to get back to even this pitiful level of present-day biodiversity

after your """""""PRANK""""""""""""""""""" !

We do not like to kill Jesus!!

NO ONE LIKES TO HAVE TO KILL JESUS

we are pulling ourselves out of some really horrifically awful primal bullshit here because of TIME DISPLACED THIN MINTS and you are just SITTING THERE MAN

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