If you attempt murder by bread

You leap on Sigall with a viking like howl, you hold the bread sack with both hands as you arc it into his head, the blow makes him spin away. Flecks of blood drip off the bread. You swing over and over again, and by now Sigall is not even resisting at all. The crowd looks horrorfied and excited. Nobody stops you and they seem to be enjoying the show on some level. The sack finally breaks open sending bread everywhere. But Sigall is dead by now, his brains dirty the floor.

• 1 If you attempt to invent a different fuel supply
• 2 If you continue stealing
• 3 You become a painter
• 4 If you break in through a sky light late at night
• 5 piss on his brains
• 6 eat the bread now