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This was the Great Infictive Research Wiki, host to the Infictive Research Associates network — a space that was part laboratory, part recording studio, part mastermind session, part cut-up, part garbage dump.

If you're navigating this wiki, you'll have to find your own way about mostly. Our top researcher, ~~Mystery X~~ Shockwell, is ~~usually around~~ ~~occasionally available~~ on indefinite assignment.

If you believe that you are a new research associate, you will need narrative credentials. Contact the new department head.

If you are an old research associate, contact the new department head. He misses you.

Yes, we are aware of the often brilliant and meaningful errors in spelling and grammar made through out these pages by varying authors. Thank you for your concern, and feel free to edit anything you like, filled with the understanding that you're just as liable to be edited, and are marring some beauty that you are unable to perceive.

...and you'll probably die along the way a few times.

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+[[File:Jar.jpg|280px|right|link=https://infictive.com/Infictive:About|'cuz that's what I do, man!]]
-<div style="clear: right; float: right; margin: 0 5px 15px 25px; width: 449px;">[[Image:Multiverse Drake equation.png]]</div>
+This was the <strong>Great Infictive Research Wiki</strong>, host to the Infictive Research Associates network &mdash; a space that was part [[laboratory]], part [[recording studio]], part [[mastermind session]], part [[:Category:Cut ups|cut-up]], part [[garbage dump]].
+If you're navigating this wiki, you'll have to [[Wiki Adventure|find your own way about mostly.]] Our top researcher, <strike>[[User:MysteryX|Mystery X]]</strike> [[User:Shockwell|Shockwell]], is <strike>usually around</strike> <strike>occasionally available</strike> on indefinite assignment.
-This is the <strong>Infictive Research Wiki</strong>.
+If you believe that you are a new research associate, you will need [[Infictive:Authoring|narrative]] credentials.  Contact the new department head.
-Part [[laboratory]], part [[recording studio]], part [http://www.artofmemetics.com/meme/ mastermind session], part [[:Category:Cut ups|cut-up]], part [[garbage dump]]. We haven't quite figured out the measures of those parts, but these things won't be an exact science. The story never quite ends.
+If you are an old research associate, contact the new department head.  He misses you.
-Bland looking, maybe, but easy to use and easier to get lost in. If you're navigating or [[Infictive:Authoring|narrating]] on this wiki, you'll have to find your own way about mostly. Our top researcher, [[User:MysteryX|Mystery X]], is usually around if you're looking for a shoulder to peek over.
-If you're a new research associate, and you still need [[Narrative Credentials]], you'll have to get in contact with the [[Infictive:Access|Administrative Staff]] . . . or [[H-Cluster|The Elders]].
+Yes, we are aware of the [[Good_Meat_makes_its_own_gravy|often brilliant and meaningful errors in spelling and grammar]] made through out these pages by varying authors. Thank you for your concern, and feel free to edit anything you like, filled with the understanding that [[Rewrite Department|you're just as liable to be edited]], and are marring some beauty that you are unable to perceive.
-Please do not disturb [[User:Tobor|Tobor]].
+<div style="clear:both; text-align: right; font-size: x-small;">...and you'll probably die along the way [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVoPG9HtYF8 a few times].</div>
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-My struts are better.
-You should see the [[Other]].