You try to behave yourself

You get crazy when you drink, so you don't drink. Women get you into trouble so you don't women. You sure as hell don't gamble. You stay home at your parents. You help them with chores. You avoid your old crazy friends. Weeks of staying out of trouble go by. But you are so fucking board.

• 1 You begin to plot a bank robbery
• 2 You go out and get drunk with your old rowdy friends
• 3 You go for a long hike accross the countryside
• 4 You get in a fight with Uncle Overdose and lose your job
• 5 Drown your troubles in chicken and pretzels
• 6 go hunting killing animals always makes you feel better about yourself