Talk:Pick your path to Wiki Adventure!

infictive mini game table

Chart 1.1

• 1 If you attempt to join Oil for the Loyal
• 2 If you seek shelter from the heat in a nearby store
• 3 If you head over to the library to start a website called My penis.com
• 4 If you Rage against the machine
• 5 A government agent e-mails your site
• 6 When you realize you can't smoke weed in Uglavaria you decide to retire to Lake Crump.

Chart 1.2

• 1 Wik your Path to adventure
• 2 If you use your free billiard skills that your dad paid for
• 3 If you get with the local Italian mafia
• 4 You work in a manufacturing factory outside a colonial city 5 hours a day
• 5 You are the Soda Man
• 6 If you are transformed into a rock star of a alternative world

Chart 1.3

• 1 If you are transported to the old west
• 2 If it's a alternatie reality version of REM Faire
• 3 If you do experiments on animals for kicks
• 4 If you stand beside the road with a will work for gas sign
• 5 If you attempt in invoke the meth Demon
• 6 If you take up a life of stealing and hustling to pay for your gas

Chart 1.4

• 1 If you call in sick instead
• 2 If you hang out in your starved car and play Kyle Deerbone CD's until your battery dies
• 3 If you attempt to join the band Black Circle
• 4 Move to Santa Magic Village to start a band
• 5 If you get that tuna fish and cult spread sandwich out of your cooler and eat it
• 6 If you walk to the west side of the forest

Chart 1.5

• 1 If you give up all your material possessions to study Dildo Mask battle meta-martial arts
• 2 Theres no place like...home
• 3 If you are thrown into a massive zombie outbreak
• 4 When you realize you can't smoke weed in Uglavaria you decide to retire to Lake Crump.
• 5 If you attempt to invent a different fuel supply
• 6 If you just wait in your car for the gas fairy to show up

Chart 1.6

• 1 If you are now Andrew McFing
• 2 If you stand beside the road with a will work for gas sign
• 3 If you start disguising yourself as a mall security person
• 4 You go into hiding in Ketjack
• 5 If you go to the local arcade and bet the rest of your life savings
• 6 If you pray to Jesus to save this sad sad world