High speed chase and cop beating: Difference between revisions

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You are sitting on the hood of your car smoking a joint watching the girls go by. A cocky buff bald cop struts up to you. As he approaches you eat the joint and blow the last hit out in his face. He is shocked for a second by your brashness. That's when you deck him. A hard right cross to the jaw and the cop drops hard to the concrete. You run and get into your car, its engine is already running and you squeel off. He gets up and runs for his own car. A high speed chase follows. You want to get caught but you give it your all. This is wild dangerous fun. You make the best of it. The cops grow in pursuing numbers and a helicopter joins in. They finally do a pit maneuver and your car flips and rolls four times before smacking into a huge concrete squirrel sculpture. Your wrist and nose are broken.

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 [[Category: Prison Break]]
-You are sitting on the hood of your car smoking a joint watching the girls go by. A cocky buff bald cop struts up to you. As he approaches you eat the joint and blow the last hit out in his face. He is shocked for a second by your brashness. That's when you deck him. A hard right cross to the jaw and the cop drops hard to the concrete. You run and get into your car, its engine is already running and you squeel off. He gets up and runs for his own car. A high speed chase follows. You want to get caught up you give it your all. This is wild dangerous fun. You make the best of it. The cops grow in pursuing numbers and a helicopter joins in.
+You are sitting on the hood of your car smoking a joint watching the girls go by. A cocky buff bald cop struts up to you. As he approaches you eat the joint and blow the last hit out in his face. He is shocked for a second by your brashness. That's when you deck him. A hard right cross to the jaw and the cop drops hard to the concrete. You run and get into your car, its engine is already running and you squeel off. He gets up and runs for his own car. A high speed chase follows. You want to get caught but you give it your all. This is wild dangerous fun. You make the best of it. The cops grow in pursuing numbers and a helicopter joins in.
 They finally do a pit maneuver and your car flips and rolls four times before smacking into a huge concrete squirrel sculpture. Your wrist and nose are broken.
 *1  [[The judge lets you off with a warning]]
 *2  [[You are off to jail without so much as a trial]]
+*3  [[time for a group shower]]
+*4  [[that's it your ass is going to prison]]
+*5  [[and you insult America has your being arrested, they will never forgive you for that one]]
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