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	<li>Police are seeking information on the culprit(s) responsible for spraying '''[[You feel blood pouring out of your every pore\|over a gallon of human blood]]''' onto the walking path at Owsley Park. No foul play has been suspected, though authorities admit to being baffled as some jogging witnesses reported it just '''seemed to come out of thin air'''.</li><br>		<li>Police are seeking information on the culprit(s) responsible for spraying '''[[You feel blood pouring out of your every pore\|over a gallon of human blood]]''' onto the walking path at Owsley Park. No foul play has been suspected, though authorities admit to being baffled as some jogging witnesses reported it just '''seemed to come out of thin air'''.</li><br>
	<li>Have you heard, heard about '''Little Rick Rockaway'''? The brass trumpet phenom of the local jazz circuit, who began his soaring ascent to popularity in [[You hit a story in the Monday paper about Little Rick Rockaway, a local musician\|early 2012]], has begun performances of new material in his latest cycle of impromptu shows at the [[Oblivion Park\|Park]]. Hinting at a new album? Where has he come from, and where is he going? Keep those peepers wide.</li><br>		<li>Have you heard, heard about '''Little Rick Rockaway'''? The brass trumpet phenom of the local jazz circuit, who began his soaring ascent to popularity in [[You hit a story in the Monday paper about Little Rick Rockaway, a local musician\|early 2012]], has begun performances of new material in his latest cycle of impromptu shows at the [[Oblivion Park\|Park]]. Hinting at a new album? Where has he come from, and where is he going? Keep those peepers wide.</li><br>
	<li>Christmas creeps closer, and closer, and closer, which is causing local shopkeepers to warn that limited supplies of "[[2014 Gamethoughts\|Infictive County: the Game]]", the new board game on every wishlist, won't be enough to satisfy hot customer demand. Mao Schuetze, proprietor of Toyz4Kidz, claimed that hardcore fans-in-waiting threatened to burn down his shop in response to the game not being available in advance of the manufacturer release date, adding: "They are crazy, out of control. This whole town is nuts! Get out while you can!"<br><br>A special "[[OSK Industries®]]" edition of the game was recently listed on the auction site [[Ebray\|ebray.com]] for five million dollars. Bidding eventually reached ten-times that amount before the listing was closed down as fraudulent.</li>		<li>Christmas creeps closer, and closer, and closer, which is causing local shopkeepers to warn that '''limited supplies of "[[2014 Gamethoughts\|Infictive County: the Game]]"''', the new board game on every wishlist, won't be enough to '''satisfy hot customer demand'''. Mao Schuetze, proprietor of Toyz4Kidz, claimed that hardcore fans-in-waiting threatened to '''burn down his shop''' in response to the game not being available in advance of the manufacturer release date, adding: "They are crazy, out of control. This whole town is nuts! Get out while you can!"<br><br>A special "[[OSK Industries®]]" edition of the game was recently listed on the auction site [[Ebray\|ebray.com]] for five million dollars. Bidding eventually reached ten-times that amount before the listing was closed down as fraudulent.</li>
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This week's edition of '''IN INFICTIVE''' is brought to you in part by [[Uncle Hippie's tea shop|Uncle Hippie's Tea Shop]]. ''Find what you need, even if you don't know you need it.'' Located in scenic Simpo at the corner of Penburst and Ochoa, open seven days a week, five hours a day.

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<li>Your [[Three Commissioners of Libreville|new Libreville city commission]] for 2015-16: '''Manual Lecoultre''', selected for ''Local Commerce''; '''Wereburga Sierra''', selected for ''Culture and Tourism''; and '''Celica Arteaga''', selected for ''Roads and Utilities''. The current slate will hand over their medals of office to the newly selected during the New Year celebrations.</li><br>
<li>Police are seeking information on the culprit(s) responsible for spraying '''[[You feel blood pouring out of your every pore|over a gallon of human blood]]''' onto the walking path at Owsley Park. No foul play has been suspected, though authorities admit to being baffled as some jogging witnesses reported it just '''seemed to come out of thin air'''.</li><br>
<li>Have you heard, heard about '''Little Rick Rockaway'''? The brass trumpet phenom of the local jazz circuit, who began his soaring ascent to popularity in [[You hit a story in the Monday paper about Little Rick Rockaway, a local musician|early 2012]], has begun performances of new material in his latest cycle of impromptu shows at the [[Oblivion Park|Park]]. Hinting at a new album? Where has he come from, and where is he going? Keep those peepers wide.</li><br>
<li>Christmas creeps closer, and closer, and closer, which is causing local shopkeepers to warn that limited supplies of "[[2014 Gamethoughts|Infictive County: the Game]]", the new board game on every wishlist, won't be enough to satisfy hot customer demand. Mao Schuetze, proprietor of Toyz4Kidz, claimed that hardcore fans-in-waiting threatened to burn down his shop in response to the game not being available in advance of the manufacturer release date, adding: "They are crazy, out of control. This whole town is nuts! Get out while you can!"<br><br>A special "[[OSK Industries®]]" edition of the game was recently listed on the auction site [[Ebray|ebray.com]] for five million dollars. Bidding eventually reached ten-times that amount before the listing was closed down as fraudulent.</li>
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<p>Now for your <strong>Bieber Fever Report</strong>:</p>

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<p>The Biebs '''dominated''' with a fifth consecutive win at the Music Television European Music Awards, taking the Best Male award for 2014. All opposition '''vanquished''', all adversaries '''subdued''': Justin cannot be stopped! '''HAIL TO THE CONQUEROR! HAIL! HAIL!'''</p>
<p>Could this be evidence that '''Justin Bieber has been cast to play Kull The Destroyer''', the Atlantean king first conceived by writer '''Robert E. Howard'''? SEEMS CLEAR TO US.</p>

<p>So went your week <strong>In Infictive</strong>. Join us again next week for more spicy stories about the world you live in!</p>
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