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You meet sue outside the store. You have been trying to get her attention for ages. You know she is a really nasty whore if you can get her drunk. For some reason she is talking to you...talking to you about parting and she is twirling her hair. You get an instant erection thinking about banging her six ways to sunday...but something happens in you guts when you dick goes hard.

You feel sick to your guts...and a wave of pain racks you.

You turn pale and you know she realized something is wrong by the odd look in her eye.

"Are you alright..."

"I'm fine..." you try to say but when you loosed your jaw to speak you lose what control you had over your bowels. You dump a quart of wet steaming shit down your pant leg. It spills out over your shoe and you double over.

"Oh, you sick bastard." she screams.

You cant move you are in so much pain. The shop keep comes over to see what you are doing to make the girl scream so. He looks at the puddle of brown shit streaming from your pant leg and he starts screaming.

"What are you doing? Get out of here. I'm going to call the police. Oh, Allah Akbar, you are shitting outside my store. Get out of here before I kill you."

#  [[You can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER leave]]
#  [[waddle away with a industrial level sound of released gasses that wilts flowers and stains babies]]

[[Category: Hyperwiki Adventure]]
[[Category: Cult Spread Sandwich]]