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Before the blackish green gel can boil away into the wholesome air you scoop up a handful and open up your pants. You grip your soft cock and slide your hand back and forth. The pain is instant agony! You scream as the skin of your man meat turns red and bubbles up with swollen blisters. You can't have sex for three months after that. You can't even pee without screaming in pain and trickling blood out the shaft.

*1  [[You sing out your blues your woes your troubles]]
*2  [[loads of drugs and booze after that]]
*3  [[so its time to straighten up and fly right]]

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[[Category: Cult Spread Sandwich]]