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[[File:SantaisEverywhere.jpg|thumb|280px|''Santa is all of us.'']]

There can be no other, for you, or, to your thinking, for any generous, good, and fair-minded person. You have always believed in and worshipped Santa Claus. He is the model of generosity of spirit, even in the coldest, darkest days of the year. He works, and works, and demands no reward for his works, only that you share your own goodness with all. To you, he represents the spirit of Christmas, as personified through the community of believers. Santa Claus is within.

# [[Know us by our beards]]
# [[You lose your fragile faith already]]
# [[You burn the Patrick's day church one night out of spite]]
# [[Build a great Santa totem pole from the massive tree in your front yard]]
# [[You build a great temple for Christmas and Santa and spreading of good cheer]]
# [[Your fellow Christmas cultists brand you a heretic for refusing to accept their literalist interpretation]]

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