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The sardines are kinda slimy and they taste like tin, but they are edible, and you are hungry, but you know you will get tired of them soon. You pick up a copy of [[Andrew McFing]]'s [[STORIES TO MAKE YOU STOP]]. You read with one hand and munch with the other, chasing down the sardo-meat with drags of water, not a bad life, you could stand it down here for another day or two if it comes to that.

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*1  [[If you finish the book and eat excessive amounts of sardines]]
*2  [[If you have to piss and decide to do it outside]]
*3  [[cop style knock loud on your cellar door]]
*4  [[pounding knocks on your door]]
*5  [[You hear a explosion outside]]
*6  [[Your cell phone is ringing]]

[[Category: Hyperwiki Adventure]] [[Category: Purple Storm]]