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A car races up to you and breaks hard. Its fucking Kurf McGragle! That famous surfer who has a wild stunt filmed reality T V show on Faux News station. He said he does not usually pick up hitchikers but he needs somebody to talk to. So in you go. He gives you two beers and drinks ten. He snorts copius amounts of cocaine and gives you none. He swerves to avoid a hallucination and the car lurches off the road, rolling six times. Kurf is not badly hurt but you are. His car is still drivable, so he drags you out of it and leaves you in a heap alongside the road. His fucked up flash car rolls on...

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*1  [[You can only crawl now]]
*2  [[A Farmer picks you up from the ditch]]
*3  [[You write a song about it]]
*4  [[You just lay there waiting for help]]
*5  [[You begin a endless slow ditch crawl]]
*6  [[You give up hope and die]]

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