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A troop of Men wearing hazmat suits and baring automatic rifles arrive in a bunch of black vans. They arrest you and you are taken to a lab. To your delight they "force" you to eat massive amounts of Cultspread for every meal. They do a series of blood tests and they get stool samples off the walls. You have never been so happy. Your belly has become elastic like a frog throat. You can puff out like a ball and release a rabbit killing hot cloud of visible gas. Good times. Really good times.

#  [[You are sent to gulf war 5 as a chemical weapon]]
#  [[a full year passes]]

[[Category: Hyperwiki Adventure]]
[[Category: Cult Spread Sandwich]]