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The Exhaust Fumes are not really a "band", just a group of drug dealers who hook up people in bars where they tour. They bang on drums and shriek-shout 70's pop hits, covers of KC And The Sunshine Band being their staple, but no one is really there for the music.

Despite the poor quality of their play, it's great touring North Eastern U.S. and South Mid-Western Canada with them! You are regularly getting lots of synth-brain-candy purchases, a constant high. The band thrives during this four gig outing, really beginning to gel and fine hone the craft.

# [[Until Pank Markin rips off the Fumes' drugs and flees, leaving the band to deal with the angry headliners]]
# [[You get so good that the Exhaust Fumes become jealous of your success and cut you out of future tours]]
# [[You are asked to replace the Exhaust Fumes in future tours and become drug mules for their cartel]]

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