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Demand for experience incurs a surplus of recursive pluralizations.

<blockquote><i>Would you mind very much skipping ahead to the part where you hang yourself from a knotted up bedsheet over the toilet, with your final bit of pointless doggerel scrawled on the walls with your own feces? That'll really show us.</i></blockquote>

Suicide is never a laughing matter. It's a hilarious irony on the part of our sub-species enthralled by Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj. The kind of popular music that [[Under_The_Magmatic_Inferno|makes one throw up in their mouth a little bit]] while enduring such auto-tuned, revolting, played out club tracks in the known universe.

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