You're Tom Biscuit

You are a hopeless romantic who cries at touching commercials and believes everybody has somebody just right for them. However, because of an overactive pineal gland, you just can't seem to stay with any one female. That "New Girl Smell" is just too enticing. You see a cute new one and the old one is history. You are out one night at an after hours place when She walks in. You are immediately drawn to Her lack of clothing and vestigial pocketbook.

Do you:

1. Ask her to hold your Biscuit while you give her your gravy.
2. Try to slip her a roofie.
3. Buy her drinks to ger her drunk.
4. Try to impress her by lying.
5. Ask her to dance.
6. Talk to her like a real human being.

⤓ Tom Biscuit's theme by MisterScarScab