Ugla-Man
Urgallus Gallus, commonly known as Ugla (or Ugla-Man) in the West, is the head of the Uglavarian kingdom and what limited government exists. Many have labelled him a super-villain, and he was listed as the FBI's Most Wanted during the seventies, prior to his take-over of Uglavaria.
Biography
Origin
The villain began life as an ordinary Romanian hen, fattened for her delicious meat in a collective coop, one day to be beheaded and devoured. She might have been nothing more than another meal were it not for that fateful day at the secret research laboratory, were it not for the accidental drop into a vat of LSD and other unnamed experimental chemicals, and the terrible bombardment of Persikov's light! The mixture reanimated the headless chicken, and it crawled, steaming and dripping, from the vat, escaping out a window into the streets outside. The chicken writhed in a grimy alley as its bones dissolved and its body bloated, changing physically and chemically -- once nothing more than another dinner, now a new, deadly species!
Early Years
Embarked on a life of crime, launched numerous attacks on American interests with support of Soviet KGB. Called "Comrade Magma" by popular press in America.
Black Sea Imprisonment
Was trapped at the bottom of the Black Sea by American heroes with help from the Romanian government. His constant escape attempts requried Romania to spend 16% of it's militery budget just to keep him imprisoned.
Establishment of Uglavaria
1979: Resurfaces, having escaped imprisonment by some unknown means. Having gained the power of speech (and many others besides), he officially christens himself Urgallus Gallus (while the Western press labels him "Ugla-Man" in open mockery), and takes over a piece of Romanian land off the coast of the Black Sea. He created his own country Uglavaria, and there he reigns to this day. The threat of war with America over alleged weapons of mass destruction are constant. If fact, if it wasn't for the compromising pics of the president naked and getting his groove on at Bohemian grove the war would have started long ago. Ugla-man retains a sexually based on chickens, the female chicken is a sexy beast to him, and eating or killing these animals in his country will get you the Worse than Death penalty.
Ugla-Man's Powers
- Pudgy soft boneless body can take a good punch, or other damage and heals quickly
- Vomits lava beams or intense burning acidy heat.
- Has trained chicken body guards with cybernetically enhanced beaks.
- Knows dark secrets about world leaders.
- Immune to disease and death from old age.
- Owns Deathbots.
- His touch has been known to spread Weaponized Salmonella.
Ugla-Man also claims to be a poultry doctor, having awarded himself a full Ph.D. with honours for his thesis paper "Coccidiosis of the Chicken" (which consists of stunning insights like "DI6Es.rvC OcAN5 J}ATTAc OOCYST tNt6 PoRooITE5 rcoNsuM INFICTIVE OOCYST1 FOIL ;A1P j$\\\. A 1CeCA )RCTtJ11 P4RA5lT Lè VVLOPT.1ENT IN NTh5flNAL WALLS...").
