Carney Damn the dildo mask is the only real defense against the constantly evolving squirrels cross bred with those damn midgets. They are fast the first time I faced them they were in nam, and I thought I was getting good veitnamese midget hooker, but when we were alone and I was feeling her up she had a sqirrel tail. Instantly I knew what had to be done I through the didlo mask on and pumped away until her skin fell off and she was dead, but thats when I was a didlo padawan. Now that I'm a Didlo master of the gism I can make the pumping motion an affect matter with just the thought of using it, keep in mind mastering this didlo mask technique is highly dangerous, and could cause intense masterbation so intense in fact that you could lose limbs eyes souls or even freinds. So before persuing my path keep all this shit in mind, and also it promts those damn one eyed camera bastards to attack and follow you, man I feel your pain titan. P.S. I didn't even cuss, fuck oops, but may theres not even a real sentence up there, but you still read it. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
MilesStimpy
I was there , but I didn't catch many of the moves, The dildo mask was a blurr at it's most visible, the thrusting sounds cut the air like small sonic booms. I just kept on shooting till my battery pack was dry.
carney
You know I am a expert at using the didlo mask. Infact I'm so good with the didlo mask that I have a necklace made of midget umpalumpa earlobes, fuck them and the squirrel menace tried to take my left arm at one point and damn, I couldn't even retaliate for about a third of a second, and then I turned the didlo mask to full power and donkey punched every last one of the muthafuckers. Now if I could just get rid of those damn flash backs. ahahahaahahaha squirrels and midgets help.
Chris Titan
If you will notice MilesStimpy used a laser gun and blew the clone bugger clear from his skin...you my friend used a dildo mask. The fact that you got your eye scratched out when the squirrel tried to fuck your face is beyond the control of your posse. You are sexually traumatized and it is creating an inordinate amount of hate towards all squirrels. I suggest 30 mins with the Steak Dinner Breath to break out of your enngram. It is ok man...we still love you even with one eye. This should be a warning to anyone attempting to use the dildo mask in the future...it has a sketchy history in the feild. No one likes to recall the WWII episode where 300 marines were smothered to death when the Japanese soldiers went berzerk and starked mounting the faces of the Marines. The fierce lust of the Japanese so long on this island spaned into one of the worst gang rapes in military history (McFing's Complete History of Military Rape, 2024 Shaften House Publishing). The Dildo Suit is much safer but is very cumberson, it is more like a deep sea diving suit with a dildo on the mask. You can breath and your eyes are protected during an assault...you just move very slow. There has never been reported a kill using this suit in the feild. Carney my friend sign in to the Key23 Hypersigil and we will be able to fix your eye with the Gallimore 2012 radionic device...
carney
Okay, so are you trying to point out that I wear a damn patch, I'm handicapped and make everyone paranoid what can I do now but cry, those fucking squirrels did this to me. Why did you let this happen chris wu stimpy. I thought you were my buddies.
Chris Titan
a man with one eye gone came in the room and I noticed a camera where another eye should have been, now damn it titan, are you send ing your humanoids my way now, don't make me use this chainsaw on your one eyed ass. This gets dense... The One Eyed Dajjal The Prophet, Allah's apostle, said "No prophet was sent but that he warned his followers against the one-eyed liar (Ad-Dajjal). Beware! He is blind in one eye, and your Lord is not so, and there will be written between his (Ad-Dajjal's) eyes (the word) Kafir (that is, disbeliever)" [Hadith - Bukhari 9.245, Narrated Anas] (this Hadith is also quoted by Abu Huraira and Ibn 'Abbas). "... He (the Dajjal) will be a young man with twisted, cropped hair, and a blind eye. I compare him with AbdulUzza ibn Qatan. He who among you will survive to see him should recite over him the opening verses of Surah al-Kahf (xviii). For More... http://toxicbloging.blogspot.com/
So I am sitting in Lodge in the Key23 Hypersigil with MilesStimpy discussing the finer points of Moses as a magickal rebel when a dangerous squirrel gets into one of the small meditation chambers and starts tearing into the aged illuminatus crotch, eating his nuts. MilesStimpy had a stack of brand new Flash Guns with shoulder stock, condenser action and compression pulse. We caught the squirrel in the hallway and MilesStimpy landed a bead on this little traitor without any damage to the Lodge building. He blew the stuffing right out of this varmit leaving a nasty pelt. I captured another one of these bastards...took him into the chamber of reflections and have a nice report... I just got this message from MilesStimpy and it looks like he is remembering...which is the first step to encoding a hypersigil... Hey Dr. Titan. I had a dream this morning that reminds me again of your laser gun experiance. I was in a lodge with others and it's reveiled that a dangerous animal is loose in one of the rooms. I have a stack of rifles I grab 2 of them and go hunting. On the way there I notice a neo-con looking redneck coming out his door, he sees me and he goes back inside. I am in the room I ready my guns and one of them turns out to be a brown plastic toy rifle , futuristic looking. A image you wrought of has affected my dream in other words!
This one squealled like a pig. I learned some important things about the counter insurgency amoung the squirrel alliance.
I had to use my scanner to image its dead carcass because my camera is broken...
Titan
carney
Don't let em fool you they are just baiting you stimpy. They are the gay men we put this gay marrage up to protect our jesus christ in desguise. Oh jesus christ on a stick, thank goddamn I'm back cause now I can preach the real squirrel agenda, fuck they are attacking stimpies farm agian while he is at work. Come on wu and Titan off the ass's and on the slingshots take em out, before they convert you to atheism. Yeah glad I'm still here and so are you, everything I say and do you love.
carney
Yeah hell one even had a giant dildo for an eye and raped my ass. Fuck it hurt then I start to like it, I mean kill the nasty little rodent. But they however did get one of my toes fuck. It was my favorite one, then as I bandaged my self up a man with one eye gone came in the room and I noticed a camera where another eye should have been, now damn it titan, are you send ing your humanoids my way now, don't make me use this chainsaw on your one eyed ass.
Back and taking now shit.
MilesStimpy
OH Goddess! The crazy memorys of that clone alein squirrell attack! I thought I could trust the little fuzzy warriors , but those were not them. I mean normal squirells don't have suction cups, tentacles, beaks and the other variations of horror that these little bastards have. At least they die you when shoot them , thats a plus!(:unsure )-that part added by Andrew McFing.
carney
oKAY the fucking time travel mafia is closely related to the third rieke other wise known as the black sun society. At the end of world war Two they went back in time to influence the summerians, and to keep the sacred bloodline of Hitler going. His generations of clones started out with Prescott Bush, Bush Sr., and Bush Junoir, hence the fucking resemblance. Also the drive torwards a new world order is something the Nazi's and the Bush regime share. Man aliens mason's , occults are all linked through this acient summerian reference. Its fucking nuts they even brought in clones from the squirrel planet to take us out. One night Out at stimpies farm, me stimpy and Wu were fucking hanging out when a hord of squirrels rushed us. I put a dildo mask on, dick though on his magic eye patch, and Wu put on the ever so bright baseball cap. We fought them off for hours and hours until they finally took us to there leader. He wanted nuts and deemed us three to have the biggest nuts on this planet. So we opted for blowjobs and left. Yep that story was kind of strange to me to, but it happened in real time player. P.S. I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
wuff
it's all coming together
the story is too long for the moment though
Chris Titan
we have those eyeless bastards pinned down... dont be gone too long...you will need your edge! Enjoy, Chris Titan
Date: 2006/09/25 19:44
By: carney
Okay, so are you trying to point out that I wear a damn patch, I'm handicapped and make everyone paranoid what can I do now but cry, those fucking squirrels did this to me. Why did you let this happen chris wu stimpy. I thought you were my buddies.
Date: 2006/09/21 12:18 By: MilesStimpy
OH Goddess! The crazy memorys of that clone alein squirrell attack! I thought I could trust the little fuzzy warriors , but those were not them. I mean normal squirells don't have suction cups, tentacles, beaks and the other variations of horror that these little bastards have. At least they die you when shoot them , thats a plus!(:unsure )-that part added by Andrew McFing.
Date: 2006/09/21 16:34 By: carney
Yeah hell one even had a giant dildo for an eye and raped my ass. Fuck it hurt then I start to like it, I mean kill the nasty little rodent. But they however did get one of my toes fuck. It was my favorite one, then as I bandaged my self up a man with one eye gone came in the room and I noticed a camera where another eye should have been, now damn it titan, are you send ing your humanoids my way now, don't make me use this chainsaw on your one eyed ass. Back and taking now shit.
Date: 2006/09/22 23:02
By: wuff
that squirrley motherfucker's wearing your toe skin as a face mask.
About a dream I had this morning