Oily T. Richbone

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"Touch my gas, I'll kick your ass /


know your place, I'll shoot your face"

from "Ceaser of the West Coast"

Whose real name is Eugene Cakes. A rags to riches to rags to riches back-finally perhaps-permanently to rags story.

GET REAL magazine outed Oily T RichBone as a member of the Oil for the loyal and his concerts turned into angry riots; he barely survived that period. Making fun of Oily T became a big fad for awhile. Lots of questionable jokes involving race issues where common, before whites, blacks, and Asians united against the Latinos at the end of the Gas wars. Oily T is still around today, some sixty years later, doing time in a prison complex for mutant super-villains. He was convicted of smuggling aborted foetus porn, caffeine syphoning, and attempted GodHood.


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