Anaconda, bald-headed yogurt slinger, baloney pony, Beefy McManstick, blue veiny junket pumper, crotch cobra, custard chucker, deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love, eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus, Hammer of Thor, mushroom-tipped man sword, mutton javelin, porridge gun, pudding cannon, purple-helmeted soldier of love, vein-laden meat pipe, Skintastic meat syringe, Happy tingle-wand.