2012-01-29 - Authorities raid Butcher Shop, acting on Bad Tip

Not found at at the scene: an abundance of machetes

Correction issued: Authorities seized a shipment of what they thought were machetes -- only to find butcher blocks and imported knifewear for speciality use in the preparation of trout. Two Sasquatches were shot during the raid, but are said to be recovering well. The owners of the shop that was raided have said that they will not be pursuing charges over the misunderstanding, though expressed concerns that customs should be more careful in future.

"We would hate for anyone to be killed because of bad information."