"Me Me Me!" is the title of the best-selling book by Gerald Ellon. The Autobiography Gerald Ellon. One of the most loved and hated Men in the world. The book is a big patting of his own back by his own hand. It laments that he only has 54 billion dollars attached to his worth and it blames greedy left wing commies who keep wresting pieces of what should be his fortune and feeding they're spoiled children with it. The great shame of our time is that the whole world does not fall before he feet it seems. But it does state that at least this gives him a list of folks to crush in his well earned path to glory.
Greetings, lessers!
I suppose that when reading my glorious story you think you'll start your own empire of wealth. Think again losers: wealth is for those greater than yourself. I am the prime example of the greater than. Gerald Ellon, let the name be written in diamonds, let the world step back in wonder, wonder of Me Me Me!
So, in short, I shall tell you nothing of how I got where I am. I'll just say you are not welcome here, and even if you could worm your inferior way to my level, I would just kick you back down where you belong, ingrate. I live a life of a God, looking down at the little mortals below as they wallow in the shit of they're paltry existence.
Readers, this means you.
Even now you fantasise about being like me; you love me! Of course you do! It's all about ME ME ME! Every letter in my name should always be in capitol letters, GERALD ELLON!